Those who know me well should work to keep me happy.

Thanks to a link I found at Michelle Malkin's website, I'm happy to report that left-handers are socially necessary to preserve effective violence in our world. I always knew my South Paw habit was good for something. (Also, one of Malkin's readers emailed her to notify her that Billy the Kid was not left-handed -- historians were relying on a reversed negative.) Belfast Telegraph